// You are a hiveminded group of wobbly, adorable little aliens, and honestly?

things aren't looking too great for you at the moment

 
 

prime concern: an earthling you recently abducted acquired from the exotic, verdant domain of ~oo'tah~ has deftly hijacked
your only means of transport
 
any second now, this fearsome adversary shall begin performing the ancient earthling rite of ruthlessly seeking cruel, bluntly ironic vengeance...

 
 
// time to bring out your signature technique:

 

 
 
 

    cheese it!    

 

 

 

                                                                                        
                                                                                        

// Primary Controls:

■ [WASD] = get those GETAWAY STICKS mooovin'
■ [L CLICK] / [SPACE] = TUCK+ROLL, baybee
■ [R CLICK] / [▼] = "TACTICAL HUDDLE"
■ [X] marks the SQUAT

■ [1-6] = unleash [REDACTED]
■ [ESCAPE] = abort, ABORT! 

// Menu Controls:

■ [SPACE] = initiate "TACTICAL RETREAT"

■ [1] = activate [REDACTED] mode
■ [2] = activate [REDACTED] mode
■ [3] = activate [REDACTED] mode
■ [0] = RESET any active modes

                                                                                        
                                                                                        

 

This game was developed by Aidan Walsh, a freelance game designer, technical animator, voice actor, dog enthusiast, & all-around artsy fartsy type living in sunny Chicago, trying to make silly little games that bring some small measure of joy into this world (earth, to be specific)